UnbeLEEvable – Tokin’ Asian Wins Back-to-Back BML Championships

Fellow Managers, 

It’s that time of year when we gather to congratulate Tokin’ Asian on winning our fantasy baseball league… again. Leo claimed his record-setting sixth championship title by defeating It’s Milk Time with a stunning 8-2 victory 👏 👏 👏. I’ve updated the record book. Leo, what’s your secret? SPEACH! SPEACH! SPEACH! 

We also want to congratulate It’s Milk Time (Dave), who finished in second place for the third time in the last five years. 

Other notable finishes include Jags, who, for the first time since 2019, with the help of Shohei Ohtani’s 50/50 season, had the league’s best record with a remarkable .689 winning percentage, the second-highest in BML history.

Congratulations to Rich and Hunter, our two newest managers, who made the playoffs in their first season. 

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Under New Management

Each Opening Day, players and fans yearn for the familiar—the smell of hotdogs, vendors offering peanuts, and the renewed hope that maybe THIS will be our year. When new players join the home team, they are a continuation of a legacy, an extension of the family. We miss the players who retire dearly and thank them for the memories.  

Today, I’m sad and happy to officially announce the retirement of two league managers and the introduction of two new ones (three, technically).  

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Welcome to Baldelli’s Modern Life XIV

Fellow Managers, 

FANTASY BASEBALL IS BACK! 

I’m excited to announce the return of Baldelli’s Modern Life XIV. This season, we will answer important questions like, who will spend $62 on Ronald Acuna Jr. or $700,000,000 on Shohei Ohtani (pitcher)? This season features a long requested rule tweaks. Plus, we blur the line between digital and real-world fantasy by awarding a trophy for a second year and offering SWAG. You should have already received your league invite email and can sign into your teams. 

Now let’s turn to…

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Return of the King — Baldelli’s Winningest Manager Takes Home Gold

Fellow Managers, 

The season has ended, a champion is crowned once more — 

Congratulations to Leo, Tokin’ Asian, on winning his fifth league championship and first since 2020. Tokin’ Asian is now the winningest manager in BML history, taking sole possession of first place from Jags, who won four straight titles between 2008-2011. 

It may feel like Tokin’ won as a playoff Cinderella because he finished the regular season in 7th place, but closer look at his head-to-head stats tell a different story. Tokin’ went 13-6-3 in weekly matchups and 7-1 in the last two months of the regular season (all wins were 5-4 or 6-4). 

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1992 City Champs – Under New Management

Fellow Managers,

As we all know, life circumstances can get in the way of a manager’s ability to commit the necessary time to compete in fantasy baseball. And if you don’t feel like you’re competing then the day-to-day work of managing a team changes from fun and into a chore. I’ve been there, I know. It is important for managers to play fantasy baseball only when it’s enjoyable in the moment, and thus when it no longer squarely fits that category in their lives, they must make the right decision and step down.

With this said, I wanted to inform you all that Brain Cunningham (cc’ed), aka Cunningham, the three-season manager of 1992 City Champs, has decided to move into a reserve manager role this season and hand over the keys to another manager. He may be back someday when a new team opening emerges. We wish him all the best.

Taking over as the new manager of 1992 City Champs is Franky Guttman (cc’ed). Franky is best known as the host of the late-night live comedy show This is Dark Matters. I’ve attached a picture of him, used in a recent award show, so you, my fellow managers, can get a sense of who he is. Franky is a fellow Angelino and a seasoned fantasy player known for his late-night add/drops, auction-low-bids, and calling North Korea on his show (really happened). He comes from a long-loving baseball family – his father used to vend concessions at Shea Stadium in New York – so we know he’ll be a great addition to our league. Please join me in welcoming Franky.

Draft Date Set for March 23, 2023

Hello Fellow Managers, 

For the first time I can recall, there was no pushback about the suggested draft date by any manager. For that reason, I’ve made it official:

Draft day is Thursday, March 23rd at 5 pm PST (8 pm EST). Email me to request the zoom link for those who would like to join live.  

Other Business: 

  • League dues: They are $200, due before draft day. Many have already paid, so thank you. Contact me one way or another about the dues if you can’t make the deadline. 
  • If you do not intend to play this year, let me know ASAP so I can contact our reserve managers. 
  • Division Picks: Tentatively set between It’s Milk Time and Alternative Bats for March 11th. 
  • Keeper Deadline: Monday, March 20th
    • Reminder about NA Keepers – Each manager may keep a player listed as NA at the end of the 2022 season for $1 instead of the keeper minimum of $5.
    • View the keeper Google Sheet

Good luck gentlemen

Commissioner

Welcome to Baldelli’s Modern Life XIII

Fellow Managers, 

Because this year is the thirteenth, and thus creepiest iteration of Baldelli’s Modern Life, I asked Chat GTP to write a league intro message and freak us all out. Here’s what it wrote 🤖😱: 

“Welcome back, fantasy baseball managers! As we gear up for another season of thrills and chills on the diamond, let’s take a moment to reflect on the role of superstition in America’s favorite pastime. Some players won’t step on the foul line, others refuse to change their socks during a winning streak. And then there’s the number 13 – widely regarded as an unlucky number in many cultures, and a source of anxiety for some baseball fans. From Babe Ruth hitting his 713th home run on Friday the 13th, to the Miami Marlins losing 13-0 on September 13th, 2020, there’s no shortage of eerie coincidences surrounding this infamous digit. But fear not, my friends – with a little bit of skill and a lot of luck, we’ll conquer the baseball gods once again this year. Let’s play ball!” 

With those eerie silicon words so well said, it’s time to move on to league business.

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