1992 City Champs – Under New Management

Fellow Managers,

As we all know, life circumstances can get in the way of a manager’s ability to commit the necessary time to compete in fantasy baseball. And if you don’t feel like you’re competing then the day-to-day work of managing a team changes from fun and into a chore. I’ve been there, I know. It is important for managers to play fantasy baseball only when it’s enjoyable in the moment, and thus when it no longer squarely fits that category in their lives, they must make the right decision and step down.

With this said, I wanted to inform you all that Brain Cunningham (cc’ed), aka Cunningham, the three-season manager of 1992 City Champs, has decided to move into a reserve manager role this season and hand over the keys to another manager. He may be back someday when a new team opening emerges. We wish him all the best.

Taking over as the new manager of 1992 City Champs is Franky Guttman (cc’ed). Franky is best known as the host of the late-night live comedy show This is Dark Matters. I’ve attached a picture of him, used in a recent award show, so you, my fellow managers, can get a sense of who he is. Franky is a fellow Angelino and a seasoned fantasy player known for his late-night add/drops, auction-low-bids, and calling North Korea on his show (really happened). He comes from a long-loving baseball family – his father used to vend concessions at Shea Stadium in New York – so we know he’ll be a great addition to our league. Please join me in welcoming Franky.

Draft Date Set for March 23, 2023

Hello Fellow Managers, 

For the first time I can recall, there was no pushback about the suggested draft date by any manager. For that reason, I’ve made it official:

Draft day is Thursday, March 23rd at 5 pm PST (8 pm EST). Email me to request the zoom link for those who would like to join live.  

Other Business: 

  • League dues: They are $200, due before draft day. Many have already paid, so thank you. Contact me one way or another about the dues if you can’t make the deadline. 
  • If you do not intend to play this year, let me know ASAP so I can contact our reserve managers. 
  • Division Picks: Tentatively set between It’s Milk Time and Alternative Bats for March 11th. 
  • Keeper Deadline: Monday, March 20th
    • Reminder about NA Keepers – Each manager may keep a player listed as NA at the end of the 2022 season for $1 instead of the keeper minimum of $5.
    • View the keeper Google Sheet

Good luck gentlemen

Commissioner

Welcome to Baldelli’s Modern Life XIII

Fellow Managers, 

Because this year is the thirteenth, and thus creepiest iteration of Baldelli’s Modern Life, I asked Chat GTP to write a league intro message and freak us all out. Here’s what it wrote 🤖😱: 

“Welcome back, fantasy baseball managers! As we gear up for another season of thrills and chills on the diamond, let’s take a moment to reflect on the role of superstition in America’s favorite pastime. Some players won’t step on the foul line, others refuse to change their socks during a winning streak. And then there’s the number 13 – widely regarded as an unlucky number in many cultures, and a source of anxiety for some baseball fans. From Babe Ruth hitting his 713th home run on Friday the 13th, to the Miami Marlins losing 13-0 on September 13th, 2020, there’s no shortage of eerie coincidences surrounding this infamous digit. But fear not, my friends – with a little bit of skill and a lot of luck, we’ll conquer the baseball gods once again this year. Let’s play ball!” 

With those eerie silicon words so well said, it’s time to move on to league business.

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New Champion Crowned, 2022

Fellow Managers, 

Today we crown a new league champion. CONGRATULATIONS to Nick, manager of Alternative Bats, for winning Baldelli’s Modern Life XII!  

The playoffs in ’22 were a reversal of ’21. Last year, underdogs eliminated three out of four top seeds in the first round. Alternative Bats was there, squeaking into the 8th spot. A Cinderella run ending with a loss in the championship game to Life of Ke’Bryan — a loss he swore to avenge. 

There would be no underestimating Alternative Bats this year. Nick won his division and ended the season tied for second with an overall record of 112-86-12, or .562 winning percentage. Still, to win THIS championship, Nick had to overcome a monster. For the second year, It’s Milk Time owned the best record in baseball, and it seemed no one could stop him — until one man did. 

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Ruling on Jacob DeGrom

You may have read the news that All-Star pitcher Jacob DeGrom was added to the injured list with a “stress reaction in his right scapula” today. While he will not likely miss the entire season, he will miss “significant playing time” meaning several months. 

DeGrom was a keeper for the manager Phil is my Friend, who upon hearing of the injury, asked The Commissioner’s Office for relief. 

After requesting and receiving input from multiple managers, speaking to the affected manager, and considering the current rules, I have come to the following decision: Manager Phil is my Friend may drop Jacob DeGrom as a keeper but may not replace him with another keeper. Manager Phil is my Friend does not have to pay DeGrom’s draft price. 

The ruling has created a new precedent in case something similar happens in the future.

Draft Day and Rules for 2022 Set

Hello Managers, 

Draft day is set for April 3rd at 11 am PST, 2 pm EST. Here’s the zoom link for those who can join us live (calendar invite coming soon). I’ll pick the draft order at some point this week. Get your dues to me — If you can’t afford the dues at the moment, please email me privately this week for a no-questions-asked extension. You’ll still be able to live draft. 

New rules locked in — Playoffs will remain at one week. Add/drop are now same-day. There will be no more rule changes before the season starts, the website rules page is updated, and I think I have all the rule settings in Yahoo! set correctly but I need to double-check. Draft details are not yet set in Yahoo!